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| GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie do... |
| 443 Votes, |
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Girls are like roads,more the curves,mor... |
| 443 Votes, |
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| Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 16, 2007 |
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| A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#incl... |
| 443 Votes, |
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A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#include<mobile.h>
#include<bike.h>
#include<purse.h>
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("govinda govinda");
getch();
} |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: December 26, 2007 |
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| Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 l... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola
Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008 |
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| First the engagement ring, then the wedd... |
| 441 Votes, |
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| First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of cha... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent B... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: October 20, 2007 |
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| The best relation ever is between 2 eyes... |
| 441 Votes, |
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The best relation ever is between 2 eyes, "they blink, move, cry, see & sleep together."
Still they never see each other directly but when they see A Girl, 1 will blink & another will not.
MORAL :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship....... |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes w... |
| 440 Votes, |
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Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007 |
