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| Arz kiya hy...
ek bewafa ko na ay... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hy...
ek bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa ka yaqeen,
hum ne kaha hum mar jain ge ,
us ne kaha AAMEEN!!! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa ... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa itna pyar karta thay k humara sona tak humara paas baitha rathay humm phir bhe na sotay..
wazir: isi lia tuo aap ikhlota reh gai.... |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 30, 2007 |
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| Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.... |
| 466 Votes, |
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 17, 2007 |
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| larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi,... |
| 466 Votes, |
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larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Patha... |
| 466 Votes, |
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Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Pathan: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2 Pathan: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1 Pathan: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: December 23, 2007 |
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| No more tsunamis will occur because rajn... |
| 466 Votes, |
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| No more tsunamis will occur because rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean |
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| Submitted By: prema on: February 12, 2011 |
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| There is a sign in the toilet of the sex... |
| 465 Votes, |
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| There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Love affairs:Something like cricket,
wh... |
| 465 Votes, |
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" ... |
| 465 Votes, |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: ... |
| 465 Votes, |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007 |
