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Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to en...
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Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to england me tha. Sardarni- aap ka photo tha na. Sardar- jhut mat bol haramjadi photo to kamar tak hi tha..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Pranit on: November 30, 2007
Q:Whats the difference between magnets a...
439 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007
Always start your day with a lot of S E ...
439 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Punit on: September 03, 2007
Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chad...
439 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...

ya

phir bus aap pe chade




dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 120
Submitted By: Ashish on: January 13, 2008
Love is life. Life is wife. Wife is kn...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Love is life.
Life is wife.
Wife is knife.
That's cut your life.
be careful friends.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: mawara on: October 03, 2007
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WI...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007
People who do lots of work.make lots of ...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 20, 2007
wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
?
?
?
guess..

think..

nahi janate?

mai batau??

ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: rozit on: December 16, 2007
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? ...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Sonia on: January 20, 2008
Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl...
438 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?

Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-)
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008
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