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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh... |
460 Votes, |
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007 |
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ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratla... |
460 Votes, |
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ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota. |
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Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 27, 2007 |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make nois... |
460 Votes, |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
2.Keep the college clean so stay away.
3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.
5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice. |
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Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008 |
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Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger da... |
459 Votes, |
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Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily.... |
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Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 20, 2007 |
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I... |
459 Votes, |
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. |
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Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 15, 2007 |
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on... |
459 Votes, |
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007 |
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?... |
459 Votes, |
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! |
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Submitted By: Paggi on: November 17, 2007 |
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
som... |
459 Votes, |
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: on their marriage |
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Submitted By: Sashank on: June 07, 2008 |
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life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad... |
458 Votes, |
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life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007 |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
... |
458 Votes, |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007 |