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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh...
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007
ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratla...
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ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 27, 2007
5 rules for student 1.Never make nois...
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5 rules for student

1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2.Keep the college clean so stay away.

3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.

4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.

5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice.
Category: Student - Studies SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 316
Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008
Easiest way to die... 1.Have a ciger da...
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Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Romantic - Love SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 20, 2007
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I...
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 15, 2007
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on...
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007
Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?...
459 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Good Morning SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Paggi on: November 17, 2007
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE som...
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.


Answer: on their marriage
Category: Game - Trick SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Sashank on: June 07, 2008
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad...
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life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain, ...
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007
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