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| Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ... |
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Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PERSON's NAME AND SURNAME BOTH R SAME"?
Sardar: Yes, If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara.
Bolo Tararara..... |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: January 12, 2008 |
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| Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An id... |
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No. |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Doctor: your husband needs rest and peac... |
| 415 Votes, |
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| Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: November 28, 2007 |
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| Why are Egyptian's Children always conf... |
| 414 Votes, |
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Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Name some films that have almos... |
| 414 Votes, |
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Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: November 07, 2007 |
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| A young man asked a priest.........
Fat... |
| 413 Votes, |
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A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP.... |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sa... |
| 412 Votes, |
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What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to o |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year ... |
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti... |
| 412 Votes, |
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| Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?He thought it was a movie on Holi |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: October 16, 2008 |
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| TEACHER :Name the animal which live in w... |
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister". |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 18, 2007 |
