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| Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi... |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail". |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 21, 2007 |
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| A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d... |
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A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d best wine & d best woman in d world.
Nxt moment,he had d best wine & Mother Teresa bside him
Moral:B SPECIFIC |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.... |
| 398 Votes, |
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Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.
Vikari-Ha Ha Ha! Main Vikari nehi RABAN hu.
Ladki-Ha! Ha! Ha! Bolo kaha jana hai,mai bhi sita nehi DHNADE WALI HU. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 07, 2010 |
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| It's funny when people discuss Love Marr... |
| 397 Votes, |
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: January 09, 2008 |
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| Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I... |
| 396 Votes, |
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| Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I had an affair With Ur sister,Ur best friend,& the maid. Wife--- I know darling.Now relax & let the Poison Work! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: January 01, 2008 |
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| 3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Te... |
| 395 Votes, |
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1... |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tu... |
| 395 Votes, |
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: May 28, 2008 |
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| Kya aap abhi ho free
wah.Wah!
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| 395 Votes, |
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Kya aap abhi ho free
wah.Wah!
kya aap abhi ho free
dekhne chalte hai. Golmaal three |
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| Submitted By: ranveer on: October 27, 2010 |
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| ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se ... |
| 394 Votes, |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER... |
| 394 Votes, |
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Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?
And
Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?
Socho
Arae Socho
Thoda sur Socho
Socho Socho....
Nahi Aata
BCoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold) |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: December 17, 2007 |
