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Kya aap abhi ho free wah.Wah! ...
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Kya aap abhi ho free

wah.Wah!




kya aap abhi ho free








dekhne chalte hai. Golmaal three
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: ranveer on: October 27, 2010
Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kar...
394 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss karke so gya subah maa boli : beta mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.

Bahu (gusse me): maji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb saaf he.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: ANUP on: December 26, 2010
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I...
393 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007
Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love...
391 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 265
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 21, 2007
Q: What is the definition of Mistress? ...
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Q: What is the definition of Mistress?



A: Someone between the Mister

and the Mattress.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 98
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 12, 2008
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and ...
390 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: rosit on: October 19, 2007
Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main ky...
390 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu?  Girl-Aur kya? Pranam karo,prasad lo,dakshina do aur age baro kyuki peche aur v bhakt khare hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Suman Das 9046247048 on: December 03, 2010
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SA...
389 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007
Who played a double role in SHOLAY? ...
387 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Who played a double role in SHOLAY?



Socho..



Aur socho yaar..



"THE COIN"..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 08, 2008
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man bea...
381 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 21, 2007
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