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| A sardar was running with his pregnent w... |
| 449 Votes, |
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| A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear M... |
| 448 Votes, |
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| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of... |
| 448 Votes, |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K... |
| 448 Votes, |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A person asked God...
"What suprises yo... |
| 447 Votes, |
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A person asked God...
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 07, 2008 |
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| One Stone is Enough to break a Glass....... |
| 446 Votes, |
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| One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
N... |
| 446 Votes, |
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 11, 2007 |
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| Adam and eve found it ....Romio and Juli... |
| 446 Votes, |
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| Adam and eve found it ....Romio and Julite introduced it ......Layla and Majnu died for it ....So my darling Bcareful of it that's LOVE |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 21, 2007 |
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| ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ... |
| 446 Votes, |
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ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi
"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007 |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha... |
| 445 Votes, |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 19, 2007 |
