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| So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PI... |
| 483 Votes, |
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So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING-JUMPING FROM BUILDN-LYIN ON TRAIN TRACKS..
But we brave students chose
'STUDYING'. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Danto ki
hifazat k
3 tarike
1
Ro... |
| 483 Votes, |
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Danto ki
hifazat k
3 tarike
1
Roz Brush
Krna
2
Meethi cheezo
se parhez krna
or
3
Mere se
Muh Sambhal k
baat krna
Ranveer. 9660555295 |
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| Submitted By: RanveeR Ranawat on: October 27, 2010 |
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| Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa... |
| 482 Votes, |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008 |
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| Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke ... |
| 481 Votes, |
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Your beauty is the capital of business. ... |
| 481 Votes, |
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Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 22, 2007 |
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| Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhi... |
| 479 Votes, |
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
...guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 05, 2007 |
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| KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM ... |
| 479 Votes, |
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KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki b... |
| 479 Votes, |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun foo... |
| 477 Votes, |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI" |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007 |
