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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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boy says to girl main tum ko without tuc...
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boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 251
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha...
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 342
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 19, 2007
Getting married is very much like going ...
443 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs a...
443 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 76
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007
love ix like a war, its easy 2 start, di...
443 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
love ix like a war, its easy 2 start, difficult 2 end & impossiple 2 4get!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 75
Submitted By: Admin on: September 20, 2007
One day RAVAN went to disco...... aur...
443 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day RAVAN went to disco......

aur woh behoosh ho gaya......



why????



Becoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Admin on: December 07, 2007
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA LADY B...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 02, 2007
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his ...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007
Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly w...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 05, 2007
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie do...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 08, 2007
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