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| Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal ... |
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| Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| The NHS regrets to inform you that your ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gay... |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.... |
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Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.
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Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge. |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati ha... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: January 19, 2008 |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi cha... |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,... |
| 490 Votes, |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devda... |
| 490 Votes, |
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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan" |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa singh and Banta singh were always ... |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007 |
