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| Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your ... |
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD. Good nit. |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2007 |
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| Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Ma... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: November 26, 2007 |
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| If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha... |
| 473 Votes, |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008 |
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| Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? ... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti. |
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| Submitted By: 9761408945 on: March 22, 2008 |
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| Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum h... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho! |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| Female Comebacks!
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| 473 Votes, |
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Female Comebacks!
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Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more
Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine
Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator
Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter
Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized
Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there
Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing
Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow |
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| Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009 |
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
| 472 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 d... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita, ... |
| 471 Votes, |
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tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007 |
