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| A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#incl... |
| 444 Votes, |
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A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#include<mobile.h>
#include<bike.h>
#include<purse.h>
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("govinda govinda");
getch();
} |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: December 26, 2007 |
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| Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... ... |
| 407 Votes, |
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Tendulkar is an opener |
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| Submitted By: boere on: December 27, 2007 |
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| ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratla... |
| 462 Votes, |
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ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 27, 2007 |
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| Kash aap meray Bakray hotay
Main bar... |
| 560 Votes, |
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Kash aap meray Bakray hotay
Main baray pyar se aap ko Chara khilati
aapk seengh pakar ker hilati
aur phir pyar se poochti
batao PAGAL kon
Tum Ya Main
aur tum kehtay
Main Mainnnn |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!! |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande ... |
| 475 Votes, |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007 |
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| Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa ... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa itna pyar karta thay k humara sona tak humara paas baitha rathay humm phir bhe na sotay..
wazir: isi lia tuo aap ikhlota reh gai.... |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 30, 2007 |
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| Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati,... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: December 30, 2007 |
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| 1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki j... |
| 433 Votes, |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye
1 ladki jo uski seva kare
aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007 |
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| Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I... |
| 396 Votes, |
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| Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I had an affair With Ur sister,Ur best friend,& the maid. Wife--- I know darling.Now relax & let the Poison Work! |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: January 01, 2008 |
