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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a z... |
432 Votes, |
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons... |
432 Votes, |
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A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist. |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007 |
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
432 Votes, |
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki j... |
432 Votes, |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye
1 ladki jo uski seva kare
aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen |
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Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007 |
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Q: What four letter word starts with F a... |
432 Votes, |
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Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
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F
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K
A: FORK
You Naughty mind,alws thinking bad. |
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Submitted By: Chiggi on: January 23, 2008 |
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ... |
431 Votes, |
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Man:what is million years to u?
God:on... |
431 Votes, |
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Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second.... |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give y... |
430 Votes, |
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 06, 2007 |
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Sardar was writing something very slowly... |
430 Votes, |
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. |
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Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 14, 2007 |
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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will... |
430 Votes, |
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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will u do it?
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up... |
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Submitted By: fukhtu on: October 18, 2007 |