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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a z...
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007
A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons...
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A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P...
432 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007
1 ladke ko kya chahiye ?? 1 ladki j...
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??


1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye

1 ladki jo uski seva kare



aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007
Q: What four letter word starts with F a...
432 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
!
!

F


O


R


K


A: FORK
You Naughty mind,alws thinking bad.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Chiggi on: January 23, 2008
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ...
431 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007
Man:what is million years to u? God:on...
431 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man:what is  million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007
Jesus says to John come forth ill give y...
430 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 06, 2007
Sardar was writing something very slowly...
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 14, 2007
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, Will...
430 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will u do it?
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: fukhtu on: October 18, 2007
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