|
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is p... |
450 Votes, |
|
|
|
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking |
|
Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008 |
|
1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange... |
449 Votes, |
|
|
|
1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar
last page pe likha
"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha |
|
Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007 |
|
Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari... |
449 Votes, |
|
|
|
Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari, jab laat maregi nari, tab yaad aayegi hamari yaari,"PURUSH BACHAO SAMITI" ki aur se janhit me jaari |
|
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 18, 2010 |
|
|
Dad : Son, what do you want for your bir... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. |
|
Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 31, 2007 |
|
Commerce professor asks the student: wha... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". |
|
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
|
He came at night,
explored my body,
g... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
|
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 04, 2007 |
|
|
Girl: Will you love me after marriage al... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
|
Submitted By: mawara on: November 05, 2007 |
|
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
|
Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
|
Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO... |
448 Votes, |
|
|
|
Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya |
|
Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008 |
|
|
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear M... |
447 Votes, |
|
|
|
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... |
|
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |