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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is p...
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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008
1 baar exam mai question aya "challange...
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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar

last page pe likha






"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007
Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari...
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Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari, jab laat maregi nari, tab yaad aayegi hamari yaari,"PURUSH BACHAO SAMITI" ki aur se janhit me jaari
Category: Friendship SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 18, 2010
Dad : Son, what do you want for your bir...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 31, 2007
Commerce professor asks the student: wha...
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007
He came at night, explored my body, g...
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 04, 2007
Girl: Will you love me after marriage al...
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: mawara on: November 05, 2007
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa...
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 194
Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007
Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO...
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear M...
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007
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