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| sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik... |
| 456 Votes, |
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sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik english movie dekhi... us mai na koi scen tha,na awaz
friend :film ka nam kya tha????:
sardar:plz insert disc:.... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar ... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :) |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 23, 2007 |
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| 1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Pa... |
| 455 Votes, |
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1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate huye mili..
Farishte ne poocha aisa kuin??
Pathan bola: Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Be... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish |
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| Submitted By: prema on: February 10, 2011 |
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| Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka di... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 22, 2007 |
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| how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morg... |
| 454 Votes, |
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how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??
jawab neeche hai
throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 06, 2008 |
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| Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
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| 454 Votes, |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008 |
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| COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a... |
| 454 Votes, |
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COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a woman.
COP,angrily:of course! Did you ever hear anyone marrying a man?
sardar: My sister did! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010 |
