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| Teacher: What r the people of Turkey cal... |
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007 |
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| NEW L.K.G. RHYME
Twinkle Twinkle Litt... |
| 418 Votes, |
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NEW L.K.G. RHYME
Twinkle Twinkle Little star
I have gone to Wonder Bar
Quarter Rates R Up So High
Drink A Beer With chicken Fryyy......! |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: January 26, 2008 |
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| 2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST ... |
| 417 Votes, |
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2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin... |
| 417 Votes, |
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A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!'' |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAU... |
| 417 Votes, |
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Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God:so that u can LUV her.
Man:but Y u make her so STUPID?
God says so that she can LUV U....... |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,... |
| 417 Votes, |
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 20, 2007 |
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| doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife.... |
| 417 Votes, |
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doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife.!
lady:how many wifes do u hv?????
doc: two
MORAL:
EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,SMARTLY....... |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: November 19, 2007 |
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| teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B... |
| 416 Votes, |
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teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl... |
| 416 Votes, |
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How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl
He took da gurl along with him on the boat
n in da middle of da sea
he said to da gurl love em or leave the boat |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 16, 2007 |
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| He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.H... |
| 415 Votes, |
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| He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.He never Lied.He had no Affair Wen he Died.Insurance Company refused Claim.They said He who Never Lived, Cannot get claim;-) |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 06, 2007 |
