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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sard...
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 15, 2007
Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri...
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:...
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 245
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007
3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...E...
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3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...Ek Chipkali Nay Gana Sunaya Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gain... Kyun!!!




Baqi Do Nay Taliyan Bajain Es Leay!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 23, 2007
He:pura ander gaya? She:Yes He:Dard hu...
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
She:perfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 08, 2007
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 r...
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
Category: Student - Studies SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Admin on: November 05, 2007
Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,go...
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Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it's landing he shouted
"Bangalore, Bangalore"





Air hostess said:"B silent"




Sardar:"angalore, angalore"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 12, 2007
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your ...
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD. Good nit.
Category: Good Night SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2007
Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya Ja kar gande ...
474 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar...
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008
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