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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sard... |
476 Votes, |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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Submitted By: mani3 on: October 15, 2007 |
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri... |
476 Votes, |
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na.. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007 |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:... |
476 Votes, |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI" |
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Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007 |
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3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...E... |
476 Votes, |
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3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...Ek Chipkali Nay Gana Sunaya Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gain... Kyun!!!
Baqi Do Nay Taliyan Bajain Es Leay!! |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 23, 2007 |
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hu... |
475 Votes, |
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
She:perfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 08, 2007 |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 r... |
475 Votes, |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: November 05, 2007 |
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Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,go... |
475 Votes, |
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Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it's landing he shouted
"Bangalore, Bangalore"
Air hostess said:"B silent"
Sardar:"angalore, angalore" |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 12, 2007 |
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your ... |
474 Votes, |
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD. Good nit. |
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Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2007 |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande ... |
474 Votes, |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007 |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar... |
474 Votes, |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008 |