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| Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHN... |
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Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 19, 2007 |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's... |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As... |
| 425 Votes, |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DO... |
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Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DONT'.
If he kisses u say:'STOP'
next day gal told mom:he did both together n i said 'DONT STOP' |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 07, 2007 |
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| Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everyt... |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: December 12, 2007 |
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| A foreigner had a very spicy India dinne... |
| 425 Votes, |
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A foreigner had a very spicy India dinner
Next morning he came out of TOILET n said...
Now I understand y Indian use water
BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE....... |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani ... |
| 425 Votes, |
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: August 11, 2008 |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is ... |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man... |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Thought for the Days!!!
if you call yo... |
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Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK... |
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Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
