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| So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PI... |
| 483 Votes, |
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So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING-JUMPING FROM BUILDN-LYIN ON TRAIN TRACKS..
But we brave students chose
'STUDYING'. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Why Sardar study in front of Mirror?????... |
| 462 Votes, |
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Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time.....
2) He Likes Combined Studies.....
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 03, 2007 |
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| Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, whic... |
| 444 Votes, |
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Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, which said
"RED TIE ONLY"
When he went 2 the party, he was surprised to find that other were wearing pants and shirts also. |
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| Submitted By: Namit on: December 03, 2007 |
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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai... |
| 453 Votes, |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007 |
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| A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d... |
| 399 Votes, |
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A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d best wine & d best woman in d world.
Nxt moment,he had d best wine & Mother Teresa bside him
Moral:B SPECIFIC |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: December 04, 2007 |
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| stupid questions with smart answers.... ... |
| 445 Votes, |
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve... |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007 |
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| He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.H... |
| 417 Votes, |
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| He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.He never Lied.He had no Affair Wen he Died.Insurance Company refused Claim.They said He who Never Lived, Cannot get claim;-) |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 06, 2007 |
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| Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007 |
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| Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in h... |
| 411 Votes, |
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Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese friend just say "chin yu yan"and dies.
Sardarji went to china to find the meaning of last words of his friend.
And find its means "u r standing on the oxygen tube". |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: December 07, 2007 |
