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| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu... |
| 771 Votes, |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta... |
| 781 Votes, |
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| Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| What is the difference between Monkey & ... |
| 878 Votes, |
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........ |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Gal: Do u have any sentimental love card... |
| 704 Votes, |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Always start your day with a lot of S E ... |
| 710 Votes, |
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi cha... |
| 776 Votes, |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs a... |
| 724 Votes, |
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,... |
| 782 Votes, |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 03, 2007 |
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| oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3r... |
| 1540 Votes, |
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. UOY oT
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of... |
| 714 Votes, |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 03, 2007 |
