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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Intelligence is like an underwear.. it ...
137 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Intelligence is like an underwear..
it is important that u have it,
but not necessary to show it .....!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Wise Saying SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 19, 2007
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:...
143 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 245
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007
A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za...
138 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.?
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007
Thought for the day! If time doesnt wai...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wait 4 u, don worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock & enjoy the life!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: rxit on: November 20, 2007
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya r...
140 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 199
Submitted By: Mainak on: November 21, 2007
sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik english movie dekhi... us mai na koi scen tha,na awaz
friend :film ka nam kya tha????:
sardar:plz insert disc:....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 22, 2007
JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSIN...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSING YOUR WIFE".MIKE RUNS HOME, RETURNS SOON AND
SLAPS JOHN SAYING, " HE IS NOT MY FRIEND, STUPID"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Derek on: November 22, 2007
Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smo...
128 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker...."I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but...........


for THINKING,I need a Cigaratte"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Prasant on: November 22, 2007
1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answe...
143 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answers written below r imaginary n work of pure fiction.Ny resemblance is unintentional n purely co-incidental".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 22, 2007
PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI, AKHIR AIK...
159 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,
MAR KAR AGAR JANAM LIYA TO,
PHIR SALA NUSERY SE HI PARHNA HAI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: admin on: November 23, 2007
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