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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everyt...
105 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Laila on: December 12, 2007
Q: What's the difference between good & ...
95 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: fine sms on: December 12, 2007
vegetable msg... mooli gajar ka noor tu...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tugh pai barsai
teri chahat ka aloo timatar tarsai
teri zindagi main ain itnai kaddoo
k tu chotai tindai khanai ko tarsai
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 13, 2007
Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi, Pehli...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli raat main ho gayi barbadi,
Machar ko kismat hi khoti thi,
Makhi mortien MAT laga kar soti thi.
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: hamed on: December 14, 2007
How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl...
107 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl



He took da gurl along with him on the boat



n in da middle of da sea



he said to da gurl love em or leave the boat
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Ritu on: December 16, 2007
wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in...
112 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
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?
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guess..

think..

nahi janate?

mai batau??

ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: rozit on: December 16, 2007
Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye, Chand...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Samandar ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Plz tum zara side hoge to kuch aur dikhe,
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Jame22 on: December 16, 2007
Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER...
100 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?

And

Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?


Socho





Arae Socho





Thoda sur Socho



Socho Socho....



Nahi Aata


BCoz


Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold)
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 350
Submitted By: Aussies on: December 17, 2007
Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo....
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.
<O>
O
JL

<o>
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<o>
0
JL

<o>
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0
JL

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JL

Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, SMS - Call me SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 19, 2007
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of b...
97 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: Admin on: December 19, 2007
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