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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in room wi...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: rahul80 on: January 18, 2008
The best relation ever is between 2 eyes...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The best relation ever is between 2 eyes, "they blink, move, cry, see & sleep together."
Still they never see each other directly but when they see A Girl, 1 will blink & another will not.

MORAL :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship.......
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 250
Submitted By: A.A on: January 18, 2008
Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati ha...
154 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.
Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Vishal on: January 19, 2008
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? ...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Sonia on: January 20, 2008
Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ? ...
146 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008
if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari, hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008
At the scene of an accident a man was cr...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008
Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl...
142 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?

Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-)
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol...
141 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!


Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola


Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008
What will! u call a person who is leavin...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What will! u call a person who is leaving India??


Socho...............



Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Admin on: January 23, 2008
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