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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekh...
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga ...
"KUCH TO HUA HE ...KUCH HO GAYA HE..."
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga...
"SAB KUCH ALAG HE... SAB KUCH NAYA HE ..."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 190
Submitted By: rozit on: January 11, 2008
Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ...
102 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PERSON's NAME AND SURNAME BOTH R SAME"?
Sardar: Yes, If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara.

Bolo Tararara.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Prady on: January 12, 2008
height of confidence....mallika sherawat...
106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
height of confidence....mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses..tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth...!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Rishi on: January 12, 2008
Husband asks his wife,where do u want to...
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Husband asks his wife,where do u want to go on our anniversary?
wife says,smwhr i have never been!
Husband replies,how bout the kitchen??
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: January 13, 2008
Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chad...
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Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...

ya

phir bus aap pe chade




dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 120
Submitted By: Ashish on: January 13, 2008
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.
Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: January 14, 2008
Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain pe...
115 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pehla-yaar mera malik mujhe buhat peetta hai.
doosra-tu bhaag kyun nahi jata.
pehla-bhaag to jaoon lakin yahan FUTURE BRIGHT HAI,,,,,malik ki khoobsurat beti jab galti kerti hai to wo kehta hai k teri shadi gadhe se ker doon ga bas isi umeed se ruka hua hoon.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 299
Submitted By: Sonia on: January 16, 2008
Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO...
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008
Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aura...
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Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?

Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Raghav on: January 17, 2008
Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b...
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008
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