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Which are the 2 latest versions of java....
165 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 93
Submitted By: fukhtu on: August 31, 2007
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kat...
183 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 31, 2007
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabba...
436 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Cool SMS, Shayari SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: August 31, 2007
Dad : Son, what do you want for your bir...
147 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 31, 2007
Medical Shayari: When you breathe, you...
166 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: ritz on: August 31, 2007
An engineering student to his sweeper br...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: August 31, 2007
Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they en...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life forever.
Category: Cool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Preity on: August 31, 2007
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dost...
173 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Laila on: August 31, 2007
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. ...
249 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
Category: Cool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 433
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 01, 2007
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya...
160 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Lion on: September 01, 2007
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