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Santa singh and Banta singh were always ...
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 369
Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007
Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri...
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007
What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sa...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what r u talking about?

Sardar: Yesterday u said H to o
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Varun on: November 14, 2007
aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.........
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai.............
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 286
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007
boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me...
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>

girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.

isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi

boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek

garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007
Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Good Morning SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Paggi on: November 17, 2007
Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even ha...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even hard to loose.
In time of trouble, don't say,"Friend,I have a problem". Say:"Hey problem,I have a friend!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 17, 2007
ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi

"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007
Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very ha...
114 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very happy
U must be feeling like going out
Drench ur self
Sing songs
Splash water
& find some1 special
rite?










Every frog feels da same.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 195
Submitted By: Kushal on: November 18, 2007
doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife....
115 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife.!
lady:how many wifes do u hv?????
doc: two
MORAL:






EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,SMARTLY.......
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: November 19, 2007
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