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One day RAVAN went to disco...... aur...
77 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day RAVAN went to disco......

aur woh behoosh ho gaya......



why????



Becoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Admin on: December 07, 2007
If u find a friend better than me, I wo...
91 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If u find a friend better than me,
I won't stop u,But if he or she leaves u,
just look behind,
i will be there to slap u n say
"HO GAYI TASSALLI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Friendship SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: savour on: December 07, 2007
Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DO...
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Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DONT'.
If he kisses u say:'STOP'
next day gal told mom:he did both together n i said 'DONT STOP'
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Ritu on: December 07, 2007
A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons...
84 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P...
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year ...
80 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Raghav on: December 08, 2007
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ...
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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 213
Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007
1 baar exam mai question aya "challange...
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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar

last page pe likha






"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007
Study = Dont fail (1) Dont study = Fa...
106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Study = Dont fail (1)

Dont study = Fail (2)

Adding eqution 1 and 2

Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)

Hence
Study = Fail

Hence proved. So dont study.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 202
Submitted By: Admin on: December 11, 2007
Gurbart, kanjosi, narazgi, neend, ...
112 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki
Category: SMS - Call me SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Varun on: December 12, 2007
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