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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008
If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?

"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008
5 rules for student 1.Never make nois...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
5 rules for student

1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2.Keep the college clean so stay away.

3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.

4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.

5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice.
Category: Student - Studies SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 316
Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008
how wud u differntiate b/w Morga n Morg...
114 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??




jawab neeche hai



throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Admin on: January 06, 2008
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main ...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi

Socho socho



aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Amarendra on: January 07, 2008
Who played a double role in SHOLAY? ...
97 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Who played a double role in SHOLAY?



Socho..



Aur socho yaar..



"THE COIN"..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 08, 2008
The more I learn the more I get to know,...
115 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
Category: Student - Studies SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Rohit on: January 08, 2008
One day Sardar was giving dictation to h...
103 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."

Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Raghav on: January 08, 2008
It's funny when people discuss Love Marr...
100 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Varun on: January 09, 2008
Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar, Garmi ...
157 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti thora sa pyar
Loadshading k lye raho tyaar,
Happy summer season yaar
Category: Cool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 11, 2008
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