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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p...
348 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 21, 2007
what is the diffrent between Himami & S...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Rishi on: October 21, 2007
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a z...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007
JUST IMAGINE... life without girls. re...
121 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 224
Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 21, 2007
What is the difference between secretary...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar ...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: dark morph on: October 21, 2007
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mo...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: sms fan on: October 21, 2007
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey cal...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se ...
120 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007
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