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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movi...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.

Which movie did he really want to see?




Dil Chhata Hai!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Ritu on: December 20, 2007
Girl: when we get married, i want to sha...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 222
Submitted By: Aslan on: December 22, 2007
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay...
185 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Admin on: December 22, 2007
How lazy people like u wash face in the ...
178 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Afzal on: December 22, 2007
A foreigner had a very spicy India dinne...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A foreigner had a very spicy India dinner
Next morning he came out of TOILET n said...

Now I understand y Indian use water

BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE.......
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Kina on: December 23, 2007
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'...
137 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:

"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007
Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile. 1 Patha...
145 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Pathan: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2 Pathan: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1 Pathan: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Ankit on: December 23, 2007
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite...
151 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007
BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala. Di...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Dil jal k raakh hogya.

GIRL: Teri ye qurbani bekar nhi jayegi,


RAAKH
idhar bhej dey "bartan" dhoney k kam aayegi...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Ankit on: December 24, 2007
Go down to see my heart... ...
178 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Go down to see my heart...









Daikha!!!!

Kitna saaf hai mera DIL
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 83
Submitted By: Safir on: December 26, 2007
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