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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we...
133 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we cant live on Earth?
Mother Fish: Dear Earth is not the place for FISH,... it's made for selfish...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Wise Saying SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 02, 2007
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch k...
147 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 02, 2007
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't e...
146 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 02, 2007
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash...
149 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: A.A on: September 02, 2007
Good news! A new way to send Romantic ki...
198 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA LADY B...
133 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 02, 2007
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko ...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
If I was an artist, you would be my pi...
204 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Kina on: September 02, 2007
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to ...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, I love you". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 02, 2007
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke ...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,  
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Punjabi SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 02, 2007
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