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People who do lots of work.make lots of ...
137 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 20, 2007
BAAP BYTE SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K...
145 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007
Russians dugg 100 meters & found coppe...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Russians dugg 100
meters & found
copper cable & said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 312
Submitted By: Afzal on: October 21, 2007
Newtons Third Law of ishq the force app...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Newtons Third Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 21, 2007
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. ...
142 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Munna:  Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna:  Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient:  Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna:  Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 350
Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I...
149 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man bea...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 21, 2007
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 21, 2007
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar ha...
148 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2007: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007
Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 265
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 21, 2007
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