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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat ...
357 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Punjabi SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and a...
206 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Cool SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 01, 2007
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 99
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 01, 2007
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or rech...
175 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 250
Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully ...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Cool SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 01, 2007
Q:Whats the difference between magnets a...
141 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to h...
153 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 01, 2007
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti...
165 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Naam banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007
Several women appeared in court, each ac...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 225
Submitted By: Sonia on: September 01, 2007
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in ...
154 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 01, 2007
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