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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi...
190 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA BHARAT MAHAN"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gay...
156 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: menthali on: September 06, 2007
Friend nahi to life waste, Salt nahi to...
197 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...
Category: Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: farhans on: September 06, 2007
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a ...
153 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 06, 2007
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also d...
160 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Lion on: September 07, 2007
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere y...
184 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere yaar ka haseen.....
Chand ne kaha... Ullu k pathe, Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: farhans on: September 07, 2007
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita, ...
157 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Shayari SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun foo...
152 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007
2 Prove his love.. he swam the DEEPEST ...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007
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