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god said :: i can't be everywhere so ...
74 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
god said :: i can't be everywhere

so i created friends..

devil replaced : i too can't be everywhere

so i created girl friends..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 29, 2007
mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga el...
86 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
elephant: pehnay ga kya:
mouse:beti ki shadi pe tent laganay hain
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: Namit on: November 29, 2007
Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo...
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Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao " didi dar gayi didi dar gayi".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Praveen on: November 29, 2007
Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to en...
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Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to england me tha. Sardarni- aap ka photo tha na. Sardar- jhut mat bol haramjadi photo to kamar tak hi tha..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Pranit on: November 30, 2007
Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me...
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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me 1st aayi hai.. Aur tu fail ho raha hai..
Son: usse hi to dekhta tha isliye fail hogaya!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Admin on: November 30, 2007
Arz kiya hai, Is dil mein tarane bahu...
97 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arz kiya hai,

Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,

Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,

Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,

Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh...
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007
Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as...
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa...
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 194
Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007
New punishment 4 cell owners Missed c...
111 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New punishment 4 cell owners

Missed cal ke liye JAIL.

Sms k liye FAASI.

Call k liye UMRKAID

aap mat daro

KANJUSO ko to inaam hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, SMS - Call me SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Derek on: December 02, 2007
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