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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon Mom...
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of cha...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 252
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
Teacher:-What is common between KRISHN...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 19, 2007
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 238
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 19, 2007
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: farhans on: October 20, 2007
Man said passionately: Will you marry me...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 223
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the ...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation?????????????
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 263
Submitted By: Afzal on: October 20, 2007
teacher teaching algebra to student A=B...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 20, 2007
Patient : I always see spots before my e...
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Ritu on: October 20, 2007
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 187
Submitted By: Punit on: October 20, 2007
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