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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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A 'C' program about girlfriends : #incl...
79 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#include<mobile.h>
#include<bike.h>
#include<purse.h>
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("govinda govinda");
getch();
}
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 244
Submitted By: A.A on: December 26, 2007
Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... ...
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.

why ?? why ??


Tendulkar is an opener
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: boere on: December 27, 2007
ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratla...
90 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 27, 2007
Kash aap meray Bakray hotay Main bar...
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Kash aap meray Bakray hotay

Main baray pyar se aap ko Chara khilati

aapk seengh pakar ker hilati

aur phir pyar se poochti

batao PAGAL kon

Tum Ya Main

aur tum kehtay

Main Mainnnn
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 205
Submitted By: Sms frk on: December 28, 2007
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa...
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007
Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya Ja kar gande ...
90 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007
Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa ...
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Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa itna pyar karta thay k humara sona tak humara paas baitha rathay humm phir bhe na sotay..
wazir: isi lia tuo aap ikhlota reh gai....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Praveen on: December 30, 2007
Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati,...
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.

Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: ADMIN on: December 30, 2007
1 ladke ko kya chahiye ?? 1 ladki j...
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??


1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye

1 ladki jo uski seva kare



aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007
Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I...
75 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I had an affair With Ur sister,Ur best friend,& the maid. Wife--- I know darling.Now relax & let the Poison Work!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Naveen on: January 01, 2008
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