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Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Par...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Parliament". Get a free trip 2central jail food clothing, housing free for 15yrs.
Hurry Up offer valid today only.
Category: Diwali SMS, Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 21, 2010
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enj...
67 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: January 23, 2010
Dnt giv importance 2 money,bcz it can gi...
102 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dnt giv importance 2 money,bcz it can giv u bed but not sleep,books bt nt brains,cloth but not beauty,luxries bt not happiness. So?   Transfer dat al 2 my account!
Category: Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 23, 2010
Definition of a Nurse A young and beauti...
63 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Sonia on: January 24, 2010
Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Su...
76 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Suhag raat me bahar ghumte dekh kar dusre machar ne pucha: kya hua? Woh bola tri bhabi ALL-OUT lagake so rahi hai...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010
Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frn...
81 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frnds feel lonely until ur alive...! So disturb ur frnds as much as u can, as i do alwayz.
Category: Friendship SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20...
65 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Soham on: January 25, 2010
Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others...
75 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others can see it,but only u can feel its warmth spreading slowly  all over. So do it,,, feel it & enjoy it!
Category: Friendship SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 25, 2010
Ek ladki thi,hasti thi hasati thi.Dur kh...
67 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek ladki thi,hasti thi hasati thi.Dur khari sarmati thi,apne baloko laerati thi.Aaj pata chala sali pagal thi...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 26, 2010
Life is like a chocolate cake, with frui...
65 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 68
Submitted By: Zakir on: January 26, 2010
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