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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?He thought it was a movie on Holi
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 74
Submitted By: Ankit on: October 16, 2008
Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2da...
137 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK,MARIE me.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2008
Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : ...
134 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : My wife,
My Opportunity : When my neighbour's husband is on tour.
My fear : When I am on tour.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008
Female Comebacks! ***************** ...
151 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Female Comebacks!

*****************

Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more

Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here

Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator

Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter

Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized

Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there

Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing

Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow
Category: Insult SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 740
Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009
Ballu:I'm standing for elections & my sy...
116 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ballu:I'm standing for elections & my symbol is a donkey.
Lallu:There should be some difference between you and your symbol!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: MEGHLAL on: September 24, 2009
keep silence for 1min. for those mosquit...
198 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
keep silence for 1min. for those mosquitoes who died in diabates after drinking ur blood last night,cause u r so sweet.
Category: Cool SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Friendship SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: September 30, 2009
Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe hath rakho.Ravan chillake bola"Sala SITA pe hath rakkha to itna bawal ho gaya,ab GEETA pe haath nai rakhunga.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen....
140 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen. Year 2009@subhas mara gelen,biman venge porlo.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Bengali SMS Characters: 87
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
Best Traffic advertisement of the year: ...
116 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Best Traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA  saying.
"care 4 ur head and wear a Helmet.not every one gets a replacement like me!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U. Hati boli...
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U.
Hati boli:-Kya!Tujhe dar nehi lagta?
Chuhe ne ganeshjika photo dikhate hue kaha:-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu?
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
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