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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo of...
143 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Preity on: September 02, 2007
What's the difference between wife n nei...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 02, 2007
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya m...
144 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: admin on: September 02, 2007
positive thinking is a bit like this: a ...
180 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Cool SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007
Dream makes everything possible, Hope ma...
184 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 02, 2007
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, ...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: T...
128 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 226
Submitted By: Preity on: September 03, 2007
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have br...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 77
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007
Who said english is easy??? Fill in the ...
194 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
Category: Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 03, 2007
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his ...
128 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007
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