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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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School- a place where papa pays & son pl...
185 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Cool SMS Characters: 276
Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2007
Ab itni raat ko apun tere ko kisi fi...
179 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ab itni raat ko
apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani
sunane k lye to
msg karega nahi
common sense si
baat hay
k tere ko
good night
bolne ka hai,

chal Lurak ja?
Category: Good Night SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 11, 2007
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD RESULT: N...
143 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Salam on: September 11, 2007
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, i...
154 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 12, 2007
Dont give password of our Love and frien...
177 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 12, 2007
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from th...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2007
what is love? it is a model auxilary ver...
166 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 13, 2007
U r like my asthma, U take my breath awa...
188 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r likes dandruff, I can't get U out of my head.
U r like my car, U drive me crazy.
U r like my Lips, I can't smile without U.
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: savour on: September 14, 2007
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequ...
151 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
Category: Flirt SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Punit on: September 15, 2007
Easiest way to die... 1.Have a ciger da...
140 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Romantic - Love SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 20, 2007
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