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Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata...
191 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Admin on: June 09, 2008
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer ba...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: Salam on: June 16, 2008
Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai ...
155 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???


Answer:Tumare Daddy
Category: Game - Trick SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: Ritika on: June 16, 2008
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar...
148 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008
...
176 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Fool SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Vishal on: June 29, 2008
Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani ...
142 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Nitesh on: August 12, 2008
A person asked God... "What suprises yo...
133 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A person asked God...
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore
Category: Wise Saying SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 07, 2008
Q: What is the definition of Mistress? ...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the definition of Mistress?



A: Someone between the Mister

and the Mattress.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 98
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 12, 2008
Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho, wo rum h...
152 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho!
Category: Friendship SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Pranit on: October 03, 2008
@\!"$$###&&� {%%%%}@%#&*^ !!!!*...
185 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
@\!"$$###&&�
{%%%%}@%#&*^
!!!!****&&&&&&
&%5864(@#!%$
&R%js^&@#^$^)
Shj&%@83*&54@@@
(){}+=|.\/.fhlk
&$#@&*^%$#()POI{HGJK}


DON KA SMS PARNA MUSKIL HI NEHI NA MUMKIN V HAI.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Fool SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 08, 2008
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