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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Man:what is million years to u? God:on...
108 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man:what is  million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, Will...
106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will u do it?
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: fukhtu on: October 18, 2007
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WI...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As o...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 122
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji...
121 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Laila on: October 18, 2007
Thought for the Days!!! if you call yo...
106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007
Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAU...
103 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God:so that u can LUV her.
Man:but Y u make her so STUPID?
God says so that she can LUV U.......
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: dark morph on: October 18, 2007
A sardar was running with his pregnent w...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Punjabi SMS Characters: 258
Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween ...
103 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 183
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 18, 2007
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuc...
111 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 251
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007
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