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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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My wife ran away with my best friend. T...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 80
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 17, 2007
Doctor to Patient : The check which u ga...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007
Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum s...
142 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka  100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: rxit on: October 18, 2007
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is ...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 18, 2007
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Mal...
141 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Admin on: October 18, 2007
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in w...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: farhans on: October 18, 2007
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 18, 2007
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