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So many options. -POISON -SLEEPING PI...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING-JUMPING FROM BUILDN-LYIN ON TRAIN TRACKS..
But we brave students chose
'STUDYING'.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Soham on: December 02, 2007
Why Sardar study in front of Mirror?????...
114 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????

1) It Saves Revision Time.....
2) He Likes Combined Studies.....
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Admin on: December 03, 2007
Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, whic...
109 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, which said
"RED TIE ONLY"

When he went 2 the party, he was surprised to find that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Namit on: December 03, 2007
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre...
120 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 261
Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007
Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...
110 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007
A man got 2wishes frm GOD. He askd 4d...
102 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man got 2wishes frm GOD.

He askd 4d best wine & d best woman in d world.

Nxt moment,he had d best wine & Mother Teresa bside him



Moral:B SPECIFIC
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Ashish on: December 04, 2007
stupid questions with smart answers.... ...
112 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 303
Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007
He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.H...
106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He was a Gud man.He nvr Smoked & Drank.He never Lied.He had no Affair Wen he Died.Insurance Company refused Claim.They said He who Never Lived, Cannot get claim;-)
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 06, 2007
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t...
120 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007
Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in h...
102 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese friend just say "chin yu yan"and dies.
Sardarji went to china to find the meaning of last words of his friend.
And find its means "u r standing on the oxygen tube".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 228
Submitted By: ritz on: December 07, 2007
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