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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sard...
140 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: mani3 on: October 15, 2007
Girls are like roads,more the curves,mor...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 65
Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 16, 2007
After a quarrel, a husband said to his w...
114 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Lion on: October 17, 2007
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log A...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 17, 2007
A young man asked a priest......... Fat...
104 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a  girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 17, 2007
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa....
118 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 17, 2007
Two snakes meet each other.. First snak...
101 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 122
Submitted By: anirban on: October 17, 2007
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SA...
102 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007
Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart ...
110 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 17, 2007
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath...
116 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007
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