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| A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we... |
| 505 Votes, |
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A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we cant live on Earth?
Mother Fish: Dear Earth is not the place for FISH,... it's made for selfish... |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch k... |
| 498 Votes, |
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua... |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't e... |
| 485 Votes, |
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash... |
| 533 Votes, |
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Good news! A new way to send Romantic ki... |
| 584 Votes, |
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| Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY B... |
| 466 Votes, |
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REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko ... |
| 517 Votes, |
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| If I was an artist,
you would be my pi... |
| 593 Votes, |
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist! |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to ... |
| 522 Votes, |
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, I love you". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke ... |
| 507 Votes, |
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!! |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 02, 2007 |
