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| 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom... |
| 478 Votes, |
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of cha... |
| 458 Votes, |
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHN... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 19, 2007 |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's... |
| 443 Votes, |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad... |
| 481 Votes, |
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| life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Man said passionately: Will you marry me... |
| 415 Votes, |
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the ... |
| 446 Votes, |
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A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation????????????? |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: October 20, 2007 |
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| teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B... |
| 433 Votes, |
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teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Patient : I always see spots before my e... |
| 424 Votes, |
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,... |
| 439 Votes, |
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 20, 2007 |
