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| Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata... |
| 595 Votes, |
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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-) |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: June 09, 2008 |
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| Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer ba... |
| 415 Votes, |
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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: June 16, 2008 |
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| Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai ... |
| 514 Votes, |
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer:Tumare Daddy |
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| Submitted By: Ritika on: June 16, 2008 |
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| Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008 |
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| It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind... |
| 557 Votes, |
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: June 29, 2008 |
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| Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
... |
| 449 Votes, |
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: August 11, 2008 |
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| A person asked God...
"What suprises yo... |
| 462 Votes, |
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A person asked God...
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the definition of Mistress?
... |
| 406 Votes, |
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Q: What is the definition of Mistress?
A: Someone between the Mister
and the Mattress. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 12, 2008 |
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| Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum h... |
| 497 Votes, |
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Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho! |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| @\!"$$###&&�
{%%%%}@%#&*^
!!!!*... |
| 562 Votes, |
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@\!"$$###&&�
{%%%%}@%#&*^
!!!!****&&&&&&
&%5864(@#!%$
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Shj&%@83*&54@@@
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&$#@&*^%$#()POI{HGJK}
DON KA SMS PARNA MUSKIL HI NEHI NA MUMKIN V HAI. |
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| Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 08, 2008 |
